Aggressive Snail Attack - Snješko
Posljedice toga dana ostale su mnoge
Cijelo susjedstvo smo tada podigli na noge
Al da pocnem od pocetka baš ko što je i bilo
Poslušajte sada ovo izvanredno štivo U nedostatku pametnijeg da ubijemo dan
Jedno poslijepodne došli smo na plan
Po pitanju snijega, vremena su bila teška
Mi odlucili od pasjeg dreka da pravimo snješka
Plasticne rukavice, štipaljke, lopata
Uhvatili se posla decki od zanata
Da veselja nas djece bude još i vece
Tada padala je kiša ko da nikad više nece Osjecao se neki entuzijazam u zraku
A pasjega je dreka na svakome koraku
Glupi Matija je otišao govna da nam skupi
Ivica je skoknuo sve potrebno da kupi
Aco po kante s cim se igrao ko mali
Sve ostalo šta treba susjedi nam dali
Otac rece sine u umjetnosti tebi nema para
Ja mu kažem oce šta da radim kada imam dara Nakon nekoliko sati krvavoga rada
Poceo se nazirati ponos našeg grada
Još samo jedna mrkva i tri dugmeta plava
Jedan ožiljak na licu i … vidi glava
Još malo dorade i malo kozmetike
Naš prvi primjerak postmodernisticke estetikeAggressive Snail Attack - Snješko - http://motolyrics.com/aggressive-snail-attack/snjesko-lyrics-english-translation.html
Tijelo nešto vece, a glava nešto manja
I doslovno i figurativno, evo sranja Svi susjedi jako ponosni su bili
Uljepšao je kvart naš snješko mili
Jednom došao pop Ante, kažeš da ga krstit želi
Ja mu kažem, dobro oce ako tebe to veseli
Uskoro su poceli turisti hodocastit
Opcina to cula, želi da si brk omasti
Odjednom naplacuju cijenu, ajme jao muke
Jer mi smo djeca ostali skroz prazne ruke Za našega snješka sad su gradski oci culi
Decki nemaju posla jer je proracun na nuli
Za radost male djece oni baš ne mare
Odlucili oci da nam zabavu pokvare
Da pokupe sve to smece i fekalije
Jedan dan došli decki iz gradske komunalije
Kažu momci, ovo vako više ici nece
I pokupiše nam snješka ali ostaviše smece
Birokrate nama pokvarile plan, stoga
Ko i naš snješko namjera im smrdi dozlaboga
Pokoj mu duši, casno je pao
Do posljednjeg trenutka on se nije dao U ovoj prici postoji i poanta
Polupuna nije isto što i poluprazna kanta
Ne, ne, ne, to nije ono što sam htio rec
Stani,stani, pjesma je gotova-zar vec?
Aggressive Snail Attack - Snowman (English translation)
There were many consequences from that day.
We usurped the whole neighbourhood.
But let me start from the beginning and tell how it was. Listen now to this extraordinary tale.
Lacking a cleverer idea on how to spend the day, one afternoon we hatched the following plan. Regarding snow, the times were hard. So we decided to make a snowman out of dog turds. The handymen took to plastic gloves, pincers and shovels. And to make the children's fun even bigger, this day it was raining like it would never ever rain again.
A certain enthusiasm was felt in the air, and dog turds could be found at each step. Stupid Matija (Matthew) went to gather the shit for us and Ivica (Johnny) went to buy everything necessary. Aco (Alex) went to fetch the buckets with which he played as a kid. Everything else we needed, we got by the neighbours. Dad told me, "son, there's no money in art". I told him, "dad, what should I do when I'm talented".
After some hours of bloody work, the pride of our town started to emerge. Now just one carrot and three blue buttons, a scar on the face and... look, a head! Some more processing and some cosmetics, there's the first sample of our post-modern aesthetics. The body's a bit bigger, the head a bit smaller. Literally and figuratively, there's the shit.
All neighbours were mighty proud, our dear snowman has made our area nicer. Once reverend Ante (Anthony) came, said that he wants to baptise him. I told him, "alright, father, if that makes you happy". Soon the tourists started their pilgrimage. The municipality got wind of it and wanted to get its share. Suddenly they demand fees, what a pity, as we kids remained empty-handed.
The city fathers heard about our snowman, the guys have nothing to do as the finances are on zero. They don't care about the happiness of small kids. They decided to spoil our fun and to clean up all this rubbish and feces. One day the the guys from the city cleaning came. They said, "guys, you can't go on like this", and took our snowman from us but left all the garbage. The bureaucrats spoiled our plan. Like our snowman, their deed smells of evil. Rest his soul, he fell valiantly, didn't give up until the last moment.
There's also a point to this story.Aggressive Snail Attack - Snješko - http://motolyrics.com/aggressive-snail-attack/snjesko-lyrics-english-translation.html
A half-full bucket is not the same as a half-empty one.
No, no, no, that's not what I wanted to say.
Wait, wait, the song's over - already?