- Votes:
- Composers:
- Aidan Moffat
- Malcolm Middleton
 
- Genres:
- Indie
- Rock
 
- Tags:
- alternative
- indie rock
- scottish
 
- See also:
Arab Strap - Speed-Date lyrics
The ugly tattooed swingers euphemise
 And call their mucky hobby "tryst"
 But if i saw another man touch you
 I'd break his fucking wrists
 "monogamy's not natural, we can't survive"
 That's what he'll say
 He loves to swap, he's open-minded
 But don't dare suggest he's gay
 And maybe we're just lucky
 Maybe our connection is unique
 And if that's really just what normal people do
 Aren't you proud to be a freak ?
 The so-called "doctor" gray's a billionaire
 Because he's got the sexes sussed
 We're a different race, we can't communicateArab Strap - Speed-Date - http://motolyrics.com/arab-strap/speed-date-lyrics.html
 And mind-games are a must
 But if you need a man, just buy the book
 And follow all the rules
 There's no-one quicker to splash out
 Than vulnerable, desperate lonely fools
 Do you know enough to circle me a "yes"
 In just three minutes, can i suitably impress
 Why don't we ignore the whistle
 Just a look, a smile, a kiss'll tell you
 All you really need to know
 And maybe we're just different
 Maybe we're nature's surprise
 So put down the book, log off,
 And keep your wallet closed
 And just look me in the eyes














