Arzt+Pfusch

Once upon a time at a typical danish all night drinking session in the year of 1998 the seven year old Der Doktor and his seven and a half years old buddy Dr. A-Funz sat down and recorded some trax using the dildo of one's mother and the guitar of the other's father. Heavily drunk by gin and toxic, they decided that these trax should become some kind of sexy country western music but accidently it turned out to be like a mixture of medicine, hell, and pubescent belches. Uuuuhhhh scary. During the following 14 days (school holidays) they rocked 5 trax which resulted in a demo cd entitled "Songs Our Grandparents Taught Us" - the title was chosen because it sounded stupid and erm, well, the old farts paid for the beers and wanted some credit. They believed their grandchilds had a beatles cover band. One thing lead to another and after selling their own asses to some drug addicted pedophiliacs the debut album "WARUM?" was financed and released on Eraser/Novatekk and again a cheap title was chosen because they were too dumb and naive they couldn't figure out a clever one. However after some time they suddenly realized that "Warum?" (german for "why?") was actually a very good title. 'cos it makes you ask why? Why that title? Is there a point? Why do i listen to this shit? Why do people look at my ass like this? Why, oh why? The self-evidently titled "LOVE" album thing was scheduled to be released in oct/november 1999 but alas due to several mishaps, live shows, delays, withdrawal treatments, broken switches and witches, and other stuff (classified) it was re-scheduled to feb/ mar 2000. After two years of no released material Der Doktor left Arzt+Pfusch and his puberty behind in august 2002. What a shame! A just escaped from a zoo, twelve years old sigh-monkey, CyMonk (from a german project formerly known as cymotec) joined A+P shortly afterwards. In 2006 the third A+P album entitled "S.I.C.K." was released. Finally a clever title.