- Votes:
- Composers:
- Ryan D. Montgomery
- Robert F. Tewlow
- Marshall Mathers
 
- Tags:
- classics
- detroit rap
- hilarious
- midwest rap
- phat
 
- See also:
Bad Meets Evil - Scary Movies lyrics
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
 [Em] Yo, Slim Shady! 
 [R5] Yo, Royce 5-9
 [Em] Y'all wanna make a movie?
 [R5] What... 
 [Em] We got the film right here
 [Royce]
 What?
 Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers
 Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya
 King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
 Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit
 Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
 Experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon
 MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
 This shit is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (what?)
 Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
 I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
 Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
 Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
 Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
 Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
 My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
 Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the sweet part
 You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
 Five Nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
 I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
 Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
 Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
 Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
 Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
 And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
 Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
 What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls
 I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
 Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all
 All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off
[Chorus x2: Eminem and Royce]
 Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
 Rappers comin in with they team and carry tooliesBad Meets Evil - Scary Movies - http://motolyrics.com/bad-meets-evil/scary-movies-lyrics.html
 You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
 We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it
 [Eminem]
 The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
 Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
 Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
 So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
 I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
 Bill Clinton, hit this (here) and you better inhale
 Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
 Is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me alone! )
 Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
 Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG! )
 With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
 Fuck a headache, give me a migraine 
 Damnit I like pain (AHH! )
 And you should be anywhere that a mic ain't
 You rap knowin you wack
 You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps
 Then I'm throwin you back up em
 If they don't like the track, fuck em
 The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck
 And then backed up on
 And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
 Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding! )
 So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man! )
 I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
 I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
 To stampede your chest 'til you can't breathe
 And when I'm down to my last breath
 I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
 And still have half left
[Chorus]
 [Em] Bad... the bad... 
 [R5] Uhh, when the bad meets the bad... yo... 
 [Em] The evil
 [R5] Take the evil with the evil
 [Em] Put em together
 [R5] What? Nine-nine
 [Em] Two times... Slim Shady... Royce the Five Nine















