- Votes:
 - Composers:
 - Bob Merrill
 - Jule Styne
 
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Barbra Streisand - Cornet Man lyrics
Fanny convinces Eddie she has talent and he
 agrees to teach her the specialty for the next
 audition. She gets the job.
 [Fanny:]
 Well--
 I just put the kids to sleep
 And swept the shack,
 Took my sweet man's satchel down
 And watched him pack,
 I said, "Darlin', while the stove still smolders,
 Unpin your woman's hair and rub her shoulders."
 I threw myself across the doorway
 Beggin', "Stay, sweet man, stay,"
 But there's more in my man's life
 Than this old hag.
 It's Jelly Roll Morton, and a shiny cornet,
 And jazzin' the rag!
 The lady ain't been born
 Can take the place of a horn,
 With a cornet man.
 A-goin' where there's blowin',
 Trav'lin' cornet man.
 Just anytime they call him
 He'll leave his wife and kiddies
 Sittin' with their tongues out
 To play for peanuts in a dive
 And blow his lungs out.
 He'll hop a choo-choo on a moment's notice
 To play some dates with Billy BatesBarbra Streisand - Cornet Man - http://motolyrics.com/barbra-streisand/cornet-man-lyrics.html
 Or Rag-time Otis!
 The lady ain't see light
 Can give a horn a fair fight
 With a cornet man
 A rootin', shootin', ever-tootin' Dapper Dan
 Who carries in his satchel
 A powder-blue Norfolk suit,
 A silver-plated wah-wah mute,
 There is whiskey, gamblin'--each one is a curse,
 But I'm up against a devil that's worse.
 Yes, a horn is my thorn,
 My trav'lin' cornet man!
 Kill yourself! Tell me about it! Yeah! Yeah!
 A powder-blue Norfolk suit,
 I said a silver-plated wah-wah mute,
 Oh, he's shy on height,
 He's short on weight,
 But he's the only man can make my coffee perculate,
 A Dapper Dan,
 My cornet-playin' man.
 After the performance, Nick Arnstein comes backstage,
 elegant in formal dress, to pay off a gambling debt to Keeney.
 Nick has seen the show and tells Fanny she's going to be a
 big star some day. Fanny asks how much Keeney is paying her,
 and Nick manages to jack up her salary by pretending to bid on
 behalf of a competitor. He gives her his card and kisses her hand.
 Eddie asks Fanny out for a date, but she only wants to be friends















