Some Fantastic Lyrics

One day, I will build a fountain - drink and never grow old

Then I'll market an elixir that will eliminate the common cold

Find your sickness on my list, pay up-front and make a wish

One day I will work with animals, (incomplete)

All my stuff's completely natural, and when we're done we'll boil 'em down

for glue

we can use to re-adhere your lips to mine if you were here

Chorus:

There's a lot I will never do

Some fantastic, I know it's true

But not as much as my want to be with you

I can't stand to be in line long, so I built a new machine

It just measures up the distance, and then eliminates the folks between

One day I'll construct a satellite, and I'll name it after you

'Cause you are the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip

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To see the look upon your face as I launch you into space

(Chorus)

Bye bye, self-respect

I haven't had much of it since you left

I missed out on the best of you

Some day I will find the secret to your social chemistry

Then I'll print it on a T-shirt, and it'll make you wanna be with me

And if I wear it past your work, you'll see other guys are jerks

Much like pheremones for flies, you will not avoid my eyes

(Chorus)

Bye bye, self-respect

I haven't had much of it since you left

I missed out on the best of you

(x2)

Bye bye (repeated