What If A Zebra Had Spots? Lyrics

What if a zebra had spots?
Do you think he would like that a lot?
And what if a tiger had dots
What if a leopard did not?
What if we could sleep like a bat
And dine like an overweight cat?
Instead of going to school, we'd hang around and get fat;
I know of some people like that.
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What if we talked with our nose?
And what if the sun just froze?
Exactly what do you suppose
We'd be if we didn't wear clothes?
What if a hippo could fly
Or flutter like a big butterfly?
Do you think any hippo would try?
If so, what would fall from the sky?