Screwing You On The Beach At Night Lyrics

Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong

I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs!

I guess it's hard to believe that one man,

Could have a pony-tail that's sensitive and,

Distract an agressive hawk that's cornered you.

I know my haikus are freakin intense,

But even the words I made up to sound French,

Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.

I would show up for our pottery class,

Dressed like a pirate with John Waters moustache,
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On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time

Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)

One milkshake! two straws!

Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time

Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)

Don't I, sound so, sexy, echo, (x2)

Release the doves (x5)