Narrow-Minded Sexist Pig Lyrics

Metal Music's a man's man's world

It must be done with muscles and force

Cannot rock with half a crotch

Cannot boogie if you ain't got balls

The girl's place is backstage

To satisfy the victorious warrior

So ungrab that mike you bitch

I'm a narrow-minded sexist pig

Doro Pesch or Lee Aaron

Who can recall one of their tunes?

Same thing for the so-called Rock Goddess,

Runaways, Cheetah or Girlschool

They all wanted to play boys' games

But they won nothing but self-humiliation

Kat's been the only one to succeed

But she was a guy wearing a skirt and a wig

We take their constitution into account

Female bodies are weaker than ours

I'll prove I'm right with this:

Could a woman play that pleasant bridge? No!

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Many bands' work spoiled by braying cuties

Singing out of tune two times out of three

History shows us that we're right

All rock geniuses were men

Find me a she-Zappa, find me a she-Elvis

Find me a she-Lennon, find me a she-Hendrix

The girl's place is definitely backstage

To satisfy the victorious warrior

Or in a recording studio, to clean the johns

Not in front of a microphone

This one's a tribute to cum tanks

With well-shaped hips and boobs like bumpers

Who know where female talent lies:

Sluts, whores & pornostars

They never wanted to play boys' games

And they won nothing but congratulations

They may be held in high esteem

They sure deserve a better reputation

This one's a tribute to cum tanks

Bad girls don't get bored in hell