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- spoken word
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Cheryl Wheeler - It's the Phone lyrics
It's the phone, get the phone, there's a phone call
 Fish it out, press the talk button right now
 Anytime, anywhere there's a phone call
 We will answer and start talking real loud
 In their odes to Joy and Jesus, do you think they once foresaw
 Their pieces in our wireless devices
 All across the planet? Blah blah, blah blah, blah.
 Ah, the strains of music all around
 Short little beeps cut through the din
 I've come to love that Motorola sound
 Not harpsichord or violin
 I know Ludwig would be so proudCheryl Wheeler - It's the Phone - http://motolyrics.com/cheryl-wheeler/its-the-phone-lyrics.html
 That "Fur Elise" could beep so loud
 Rossini too and Brahms and Bach
 And Mozart and Rachmaninoff inoff, enough.
 Hold the fries, keep your eyes on the road somehow
 Pretty awkward to talk on the phone right now
 To the whims if the Cell Tower Gods I bow
 And I hope the local laws allow.
 It's so crowded, you're so loud it's some deaf guy you're talking to
 All of us on this Hertz bus attempt to turn our backs to you
 You're impinging, see us cringing, dirty looks aimed at your head
 Not proud of it but I admit I wish your battery was dead...













