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Corb Lund - The Truck Got Stuck lyrics
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
 But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
 But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut,
 Which eventually pulled out the Ford
 With some difficulty
 Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years
 Caused financial joys and biblical fears
 It caused some smiles it caused some tears 
 But more to the point of our story
 For The first time in the collective memory, 
 That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy
 Boggy and sticky
 We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in 
 And motors would roar and tires would spin
 We'd sink right down, down to the diff, and we'd all take turns and do it again
 Till no one could move, we'd call one more friend,
 Come on out here, we need youâ¦bring your truck
 The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
 But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
 But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 
 Which eventually pulled out the Ford
 And the Dodge
 They got me stuck in the mud, so they couldn't rehearse
 And Chavase too has missed his work
 Richie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk
 Course Holman didn't have nothing better do to, 'cept ranch.Corb Lund - The Truck Got Stuck - http://motolyrics.com/corb-lund/the-truck-got-stuck-lyrics.html
 The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
 But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 
 Which eventually pulled out the Ford
 Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck
 'cept the big old four by hutterite truck
 We all thought "lord are we in luck!"
 But he wouldn't come anywhere near us,
 Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly.
 So we used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains
 We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains,
 We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'.
 We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels
 And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal
 Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see,
 That 'oughta give us some traction
 The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
 But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
 But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 
 Which eventually pulled out the Ford
 We spilled genetically modified canola seed 
 That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds
 And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil
 Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us














