Letter Opener Lyrics

Get a letter, can you open it?
Without tearing what's inside of it?
Good news: Checks
Bad news: Bills
Cutting through paper
I know scissors make it tough
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I can show you other stuff
There are ways of cutting through
You didn't know but now you do
Good news: check
Bad news: Bills
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