I Did It for the Toys Lyrics

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

tasted like egg nog and it was gross

said he was lonely and it had been a while

the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes

he sat me down and went on and on

wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone

he said the plumber must've done something right

he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

i guess i'm wondering how far this would go

we talked and drank until it was light

then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight

but i kept thinking of the swag for free

besides the old geezer needs some company

well i've been broke this year

it wouldn't be so bad

i hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had....

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

Santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

figured i could get something more
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than i did from other boys

Santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

smiled at me and wanted to see if i would

but he's a pervert you can tell by his smile

or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files

that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise

he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs

he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time

i'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mine

guess i should really reveal my family ties

he won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball

right between the eyes...

fa la la la la la ( X 4 )

santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

figured i could get something more

than i did from other boys

santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 )

what a loser!