When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand Lyrics

Gather round and listen up my children

This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear

It's about a place called Neverland

Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over

The man who lives there is creepy and weird

He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard

By the day he's full of fun and games

But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets

All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry

When the big hand meets the little hand

I know you're bad but this guys worse

When the big hand meets the little hand

Now you might think that your parents are cruel

Sending you off to get molested is not very cool
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But you should have thought about that when you were being bad

Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad

But if you're lucky and quick to act

You just might escape with your virginity intact

Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone

Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home

But instead of your parents dial 9111

And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them

"Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's

stuck his glove up my shorts"

All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright

When the big hand meets the little hand

Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight

When the big hand meets the little hand