Desiderata

Hailing from the tough streets of Fort McMurray and now residing in el Edmonton, these 3 young men of true southern distinction gathered together to create some furious post-hardcore to shake your ugly ass to. Blair Drover on guitars, Ol' Cobber himself on Bass, and the ever industrious Philipino THUNDER on the drums. Although some argue Eli's Night Out as the Paparazzi is their best song, we all know Fritz Called It Magnum is gonna be the next Ghostship Part V. They were recently signed to Champion Records, an Edmonton outfit, out of a combination of pity, and the guy owing Lchizzle about 500 bones for rocks. alternate version:panache and sensationalism. Once local to the bustling harbour district of Fort McMurray although currently inhabiting el Capital City, Alberta, Canada, this garish outfit of true southern brass assembled thankfully, to deliver some mulched genital desecration known the great plains over as post-hardcore. A steady thrill of diarrhea fingers, severed horse heads, fragmented casio-conniption, and blissful chivalry to wear your welcome out to at any Passover. Blair Drover (formerly of sandy bowman’s tae kwon do, and of the radium scout fame) on guitars, Ol' Cobber (often associated with the centennial pool crisis, and mushroom cuts combined with hyper colour chip and pepper shirts) himself on Bonanza Bass, and the ever industrious bloke J-Rome Gunther Tovillo (an ambassador of the spice and silk racket), rounding out the trio on the abacus. Although some will forego significant lengths to argue Eli's Night Out as the Paparazzi is their best song, we all know Fritz Called It Magnum is certain to soar as the Moredcai we know and cherish. After all as Cecil Shufflebird once muttered, “Girls Like Guys In Armour Plating.” current label: Champion(out of edmonton alberta)