You Saw My Blinker Lyrics

this is a story I'll never forget

about the day my new car got hit

it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick

when I heard the crash I got mad as hell

cruising down the highway fast not slow

ninety miles an hour in my 5.0

people waving at me cause they know who I am

alpine stero blasting a jam

put the top down said my girlfriend

then my damn hat blew off in the wind

I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought

I shoulda put her out it was all her fault

day was friday date was ten

my girl was looking good on a strem

she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear

said hit me again and I'll break your wrist

that day I dressed all in white

takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night

I was hoping I could find a short cut

I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt

there was this lady in a pinto coup

'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop

driving off fast borderline insane

glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane

I swerved left then I swerved right

she was still tailgating me too damn tight

to the left lane I tried to switch

then you saw my blinker bitch

we both pulled off on the side of the road

I was hot ready to explode
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the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose

is I was 21 and she was 90 years old

then the police came turn the lights off

the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft

the cop said ah it'll be ok

wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe

I said wait what's going on cap'

her car's fine my car is wrecked

then I saw what happened in the crash

her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash

you hit me I didn't hit you

stop holding your neck lady you can't sue

it's your fault you caused all this

you saw my blinker bitch

Wednesday October the fourth

that's when we got our day in court

that lady destroyed my case

she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace

I jumped up I said you must be jokin'

come on judge her neck ain't broken

well I'll be damned

wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand

the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground

judge said boy you'd better calm down

aren't you one of them damn rap singers

yeah then I gave him the finger

judge held me in contempt of court

for givin' him the finger and things of that sort

anything to say before you're dismissed

just one you saw my blinker bitch