Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite Lyrics

for the benefit of Mr. Kite
there will be a show tonight
on trampoline

the Hendersons will all be there
late of Pablo-Fanques Fair - have you seen it?
it's great. they got stuff.

over men and horses, hoops and garters
lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
in this way, Mr. K. will challenge the world
with the blue people! - they're great!
they're just... chilled out!

the celebrated Mr. K.
performs his feat on Saturday
at Bishopsgate - nice neck of the woods!

the Hendersons, they're gonna dance and sing
as Mr. Kite flies through the ring - don't be late!

Messrs. K and H. assure the public
their production is second to none, babe
and of course, Henry, The Horse, gonna do the waltz!
oh, you gotta see it - it's genius!

i mean, she's ready
she's got the stuff, and movement, and waltz
horses, how do they do that stuff?
you gotta give her sugar, you know
and shes called Henry, and it's a lot of explanation
but don't worry about it kids, ok?
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drop out, drop in
switch off, switch on
and explode.

the band begins at ten to six
when Mr. K. performs his tricks
(without a sound)

and Mr. H. will demonstrate
ten somersets he's gonna do
on solid ground - whatever they are!

having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
and tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill, babe!

across the universe!
it's me! i'm on top of the bill!

i spent years getting to this point!
i'm bloody brilliant.

this is golden, you gotta see what i do man.
i got horses,and dogs, and cats, and monekys
and blue people!
it's just.. it's such a collection.
i spent years putting it together.

you gotta watch it! you gotta see it!

it's me.. in the thing!

(yeah!)