A Fine Romance Lyrics

A Fine Romance (Jerome Kern Songbook)

Jerome Kern (music) / Dorothy Fields (lyrics)

A fine romance,
With no kisses
A fine romance,
My friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot, tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance,
You won't nestle
A fine romance,
You won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellowElla Fitzgerald - A Fine Romance - http://motolyrics.com/ella-fitzgerald/a-fine-romance-lyrics.html
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults, and all morals
I've never mussed, the crease in your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of a Siedlitz powder
A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance, with no cinches
You're just as had to land as the Isle d'France
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance