Sweater Lyrics

I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater

My grandpa gave me hand-me-down
When i put it on i look like a clown
All the kids would beat me up at school
Made me itch 'cause it was made of wool
Leather bound buttons and a monkey-shit brown
Everywhere i go people putting me down
When i go and do the little bottom buttons up
Makes me look like i got a big beer gut

I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater

Coming home late on an afternoon
My lip was all bloody and my forehead all bruised
Singing all the blues like a hoody led better
All because of that shitty brown sweater
Thitty little sweater causing too much pain Eskimo Joe - Sweater - http://motolyrics.com/eskimo-joe/sweater-lyrics.html
Hung it in the closet never wear it again

No disrespect to my grandpa
But this sweater incident has gone too far

I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater

Late last June i was buying some slacks
From favourite Op Shop named Aunty Jacks
Took them back to my abode
Had a good look through my big wardrobe
Then i spied that certain sweater
But somehow it looked so much better
When i put it on no turning back
Even looked good with my new brown slacks

I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater (repeat till end)