Fatal Bazooka - Mauvaise Foi Nocturne
[Fatal] Ouais c'est qui l? ?
[Vitoo] Fatal, c'est Vitoo ouvre moi
[Fatal] ?a va Vitoo ? T'as l'air bizarre. Qu'est ce qu'il y a ? Bien tas vu.
[Vitoo] Non, ?a va pas non.
[Fatal] Ben dis-moi, vas-y qu'est-ce qu'il y a ? Fais pas ta pute
[Vitoo] Fatal, assieds-toi faut que jte parle,
J'ai pass? ma soir'e ? boire,
Fatal, jla sens pas, je sais pas, elle doute de moi
[Fatal] Mais Vitoo arr'te, tu sais ta meuf t'aime, ta meuf m'a dit :
Tu sais avec Vitoo la confiance r'gne, et cest mon ptit choux ? la cr'me
Faut pas que tu paniques jte jure
Ta meuf est cool, ta meuf est bonne,
Vitoo, ten niques des tonnes, elle sdoute de rien, elle est trop conne !
[Vitoo] Non mais quest-ce ten sais toi ?!
?a fait deux mois quelle me fait trop peur
[Fatal] Ah bon ?!
[Vitoo] Quelle check mes messages tout les quarts d'heure,
[Fatal] Change ton code PIN !
[Vitoo] Elle a infiltr? mon r'pondeur,
Ma meuf est devenue une autre femme ouais !
[Fatal] Mais tes sur de toi ? Ten as la preuve par 3?
[Vitoo] Elle devient zarbi,
Toutes les nuits, elle me fait suivre par son fr're Denis
Qua m'me pr'vu de me casser la gueule mardi
?a dvient langoisse, un vrai cauchemar,
Jai tellement peur delle, le soir je dors ? l'h'tel !
[Fatal] Elle est ? cot? de la plaque, tu kiffes de ken des autres nanas toi
Tous les trucs bizarres, les plans ? 3, et les p'tasses quoi !
Tout tes bobards pour tes 5 ? 7 p'nards
Tas un python dans slibard, Vitoo, tes un bon queutard.
[Vitoo] Je taime moi
[Fatal] Et bah voila dis lui ?a !
[Vitoo] Excuse-moi
[Fatal] Voila, ?a cest bien ?a !
[Vitoo] Cest arriv? qu16 fois
[Fatal] Euh non ?a lui dit pas !
[Vitoo] Mais jsais pas si jassume de ncoucher quavec elle !
[Fatal] Ok tprends pas la t'te
Donne moi les clefs, ce soir on fait la f'te
Putain jy crois pas, donne moi une claque
Comme elle ta ray? ta BM, elle ta crev? ta BM
Elle a m'me chi? sur la banquette dla BM,
alors que putain cest la mienne !
[Vitoo] Excuse moi
[Fatal] Mais pourquoi elle a p't? ma caisse ?
[Vitoo] Josais pas
[Fatal] Tosais pas lui dire quoi ?
[Vitoo] Quelle ?tait ? toi
[Fatal] Enfin ? moi, jlavais emprunt'e, tas vu !
[Vitoo] Jvoulais pas assumer dla sortir en 4L !
[Fatal] Viens on y va,
[Vitoo] Mais pourquoi ?
[Fatal] Parce quelle va me la rembourser l?, cest abus? !
[Vitoo] L? jsais pas
[Fatal] Faut que tu lui parle gros !
[Vitoo] Jai la gerbe l?
[Fatal] Et bah ouvre la bo'te ? gants alors !
[Vitoo] Jaurais pas du tenter les fruits dmer dans lcoktail !
[Fatal] Vas-y tape ! Non
tape jte dis !
[Meuf de Vitoo] Ouais 12 secondes jarrive
[Fatal] Allez vas-y
[Vitoo] Mais quest-ce tas fait l? ?
Pourquoi toute cette violence moi jtai rien fait moi ?
[Fatal] Ouais dis lui !
[Vitoo] Jte jure cette fille jsais pas cquelle foutait chez moi !
[Fatal] Hein ?
[Vitoo] En tous cas jy ?tais pas, ou bien c?tait pas moi
[Fatal] Mais pas ?a !
[Vitoo] Parce que moi jsortais ma chienne !
[Fatal] Oh l? l? !
[Meuf de Vitoo] Ta chienne est morte ya 3 ans, vas-y d'gage
[Vitoo] Alors l? non, parce quen fait elle sen est sortie parce que
[Fatal] Mais ferme ta gueule mon gars !
Et toi M're Th'r?sa, ste-pla't calme-toi !
Tes tendue comme un string
Ah p'te un coup quoi !
La BM cest ? moi !
En plus tu le savais pas, mais jlavais prise ? ma m're
Alors ferme ta gueule toi-aussiFatal Bazooka - Mauvaise Foi Nocturne - http://motolyrics.com/fatal-bazooka/mauvaise-foi-nocturne-lyrics-english-translation.html
Le pauvre y fait dans son calsif putain !
Tes vannes mesquines vas-y garde-les pour ta mamie
Oh
Pourquoi tu me tapes, mais ?a va pas ?!
Tes pas une meuf, tes un ninja ou quoi ?
Putain viens jai les foies, on se casse dici viens Vitoo !
[Vitoo] D'p?che-toi
[Fatal] Passe-moi les cl's de la caisse !
[Vitoo] Ouvre-moi.
[Fatal] Monte, on sera en s'curit?.
[Vitoo] Tu sais jai peur moi.
[Fatal] Elle fait du free-fight ou quoi ?
[Vitoo] Elle serait m'me capable de me finir ? coups de pelle.
[Vitoo] Non mais elle r've elle !
Elle mforce ? faire la vaisselle,
Elle veut que je sorte les poubelles,
Mais quest-ce que je fous avec elle !
[Fatal] Mais quest-ce tu fous avec elle tas vu ?
[Vitoo] Mais quest-ce que je fous avec elle !
[Fatal] Mais quest-ce tu fous avec elle na na tranquillement ouais gros tac tac bang bang l've les bras l've les bras yeah yeah pump it up !
[Vitoo] Oh quest-ce tu fais l? ?
[Fatal] Quoi ? Quest-ce quil y a ? Jkiffe la vibes ! Cest bon
va te faire enculer toi !
[Fatal] Cest vrai cest pas moi qui doit supporter ses copines Gare gare ? la routine, les tampax dans la cuisine
Bah ouais elle pisse la porte ouverte, elle ne se rase plus sous les bras
Oui mais les meufs, cest aussi ?a Vitoo ne d'sesp're pas
Regarde moi avec toutes les femmes que jai connu,
jen pouvais plus
Et puis lamour mest tomb? dessus,
Jai fait une croix sur les ptits culs
Car c?tait moi le nymphoman, le plus queutard de Panam.
Mon ex a fini dans la came, jai du appeler le samu social
Ma vie, c?tait dsauter les michtonneuses de Paris
Et pis dans ltas, toi-m'me tu lsais, un bon paquet travestis
Mais rgarde moi aujourdhui, jai remont? ma braguette
Ya pas qule cul dans la vie, Vitoo, mets ?a toi dans la t'te
[Vito] Mais quest-ce tu msors toi ?
Tu veux dire qutes plus un mec et que tu marches droit ?
[Fatal] Arr'te !
[Vitoo] Que tu restes chez toi la nuit quand elle est pas l? ?
[Fatal] Ouais Bien s'r !
[Vitoo] Et ton 3?me bras ?
[Fatal] Quoi ?
[Vitoo] Depuis quand cest plus lui qui dans ta vie fait la loi ?
[Fatal] Arr'te
quest-ce tu fais l? ?
[Vitoo] Es-tu sur d?tre fid'le ?
[Fatal] Mais ouais bien sur !
[Vitoo] Est-ce que jpeux consulter tes mails ?
[Fatal] Ouais !
[Vitoo] Et ton disque dur externe ?
[Fatal] Pareil !
[Vitoo] Fouill? ton Bluetouth ?
Cliquer sur ta carte mere ?
D'monter ta web cam ?
Rentrer dans ton minitel ?
Si tes sur de toi,
[Fatal] Ouais bah quoi bah quoi ?!
[Vitoo] Alors donne ton telephone, on ?coute ton r'pondeur et on verra
[Fatal] Mais Arr'te l?, tes fatigu?, tas la haine,
Rends moi mon telephone, quest-ce tu fais l? ?
[Vitoo] Je vais le faire pour toi,
[Fatal] H? mais arr'te, ?a sfait pas de fliquer les gens comme ?a !
[Vitoo] Ton num'ro mon gars,
[Fatal] Raccroche raccroche !
[Vitoo] Je vais le faire pour toi,
[Fatal] Il va tarriver des bricoles, je vais prendre le crick, la bombe lacrimog'ne, attention !
[R'pondeur de Fatal]
Ouais vous ?tes bien sur le r'pondeur de Mika, lachez un message apr's le bip sonore, parce que si vous le laissez avant, bah ?a marche pas...
Composez votre code secret et et terminez par touze
[Vitoo] Touze !
[R'pondeur de Fatal]
Vous avez 2600 nouveaux messages, pensez ? archiver
Re'u hier ? 22H51 : Ouais cest Profanation Fonky, bien ou bien ?
Re'u hier ? 22H61 : Ouais b'b?, cest la maman de Vito, ?a fait une heure, tu me manques d'j?. Tu me manques, tu me manques !
Oh l? l? quest-ce que tu mas mis ! Vivement demain ! ,Gros bisous o? tu sais
[Fatal] Alors cest bon ? ?a va, tes calm? ? Tu vas la fermer ta gueule ?!
[Vitoo] Fatal tiens toi pr't faut que jte parle
Tu vas passer ta vie dans le noir
Parce que je vais te crever les yeux
(Merci ? Fabien pour cettes paroles)
Fatal Bazooka - Mauvaise Foi Nocturne (English translation)
-Yes, who is it there?
-Fatal, it's Vitoo open to me
-Are you ok Vitoo? You are in a strange mood. What's wrong?
-No, i am not ok.
-Well tell me, come on, what's wrong? -Don't make your whore...
-Fatal, sit down, i need to talk to you
I passed my night with drinking
Fatal, i don't feel it, i don't know, she doubts about me
-But Vitoo, stop, you know your girl loves you, your girl has said to me:
You know with Vitoo the trust reigns/rules and it's my little cream puff...
You don't have to be in panic, i swear
Your girl is cool, your girl is hot
Vitoo, you fuck so many girls, she doubts about nothing, she's so stupid
-No, but what do you know ?
She scared me so much for 2 months
- What ?
-She checked my messages every fifteen minutes
-Change your PIN-code!
-She has infiltrated my answerphone
my girlfriend has become another woman yeah !
-Are you sure? Have you proof by three ? ( Detourned French expression )
-She becomes strange,
every night she lets me be followed by her brother Denis,
who has even planned to break my face at tuesday.
there does the fear come from, a real nightmare,
I am so scared for here that tonight i sleep in the hotel!
-She is next to the sheet, you love to fuck others girls you,
All strange tricks, threesomes, and bimbo's !
All tall stories for your 5 a 7 peacful
You have a python in the underpants, Vitoo, you are a good fucker
-I love you, me
-Yes ! Tell her that !
-Apologies me
-Ok, it's good like that!
-This has happend only 16 times
- Euh no don't say that!
- But I don't know if I assume to only sleep with her (and with noone else)
- Ok, don't being such a pain
Give me the keys, tonight we are going to party.
Oh fuck it, i don't believe it, slap me,
She has scratched your "BM" ( BMW car ), she has burst your "BM"
She has even crapped at the bench seat of "BM"
while fuck it, it's mine!
-Apologies me....
-Why she has busted my car ?
-I didn't dare
-You didn't dare to tell her what ?
-That she was yours
- Mine..,I had borrowed her, you know
-I didn't assume to go out with her in 4L ( old french car )
-Come on let's go
-But why?
- Because she is going to pay back my "BM" me that, it's crazy
- I don't know that
- You have to tell her about that, mate!
- I have the puke there
- Open the gloves compartment then!
- I wouldn't have to be obliged to tempte the seafruits in the cocktail!
- Come on , knock ! No, knock i told you!
[Girlfriend of Vitoo] Yep 12 seconds, i am coming.
-Come on come on
-But what have you done?
Why all this violence and didn't do anything against you, me.
-Yes, tell her!
-I swear that this girl i don't know what did she pisses of with me
-Huh?
-In every case, i was not there, or, it wasn't me !
-Oh no...
- Because i left out my dog
-Oh la la!
-Your dog is already dead for 3 years, come on
-Well no, because in fact she has survives because...
-Shut up , mate !
And you, Mere Theresa ( a famous nun ) , please calm you down
You are tense like a G-string. Calm you down ( " pête un coup " is a slang expression ), the BM was mine!
and you didn't know it, but i had burrowed it to my mum !
So shut up you too !
You takes a shit in your underpants, fuck !
Your mean jokes come on, keep them for your grand-ma
Oh...why are you beating me, what's the matter ?Fatal Bazooka - Mauvaise Foi Nocturne - http://motolyrics.com/fatal-bazooka/mauvaise-foi-nocturne-lyrics-english-translation.html
You're not a girl, are you a ninja or what?
Fuck it, come on,we push off VItoo !
-Hurry op
-Give me the keys of the car
-Open to me
- Come on we will be safe
- I am scared, you know
- She practices free fight or what?
- She could even be able to kill me with a spade
-She's dreaming, her
She forces me to do the washing-up
She wants me to put the trashs outside,
what am i doing with her ?
- What are you doing with her, yeah ?
- But what are you doing with her ?
tac bang bang, put your arms up, put your arms up ! Yeah yeah pump it up !
- What are you doing now?
- I'm feeling the moment ! Fuck you off !
-It's right, it's not me who has to support her friends
Watch out the routine, tampons in the kitchen.
She pisses with the door open, she doesn't shave her under her arms
Yep but the girls, that's also that Vitoo, don't give up !
Watch me with all the women that i met
I couldn't anymore,
and after i felt love,
i made a cross at the little arses ( I stop it )
In fact, it was me the nymphomaniac the most seductive of Panam ( Paris )
My ex ended up stoned, i had to call the social paramedics
My life, it was of fucking all the biatches of Paris
In the heap, you know it yourself, a lot of drag queens.
But look at me now, i have raisen again my fly up trousers.
Sex is not the only thing there is in life, Vitoo, don't forget it !
- What are you telling me ?
You mean that you'not a guy anymore and that you walk right?
-Stop it!
-That you stay with your self the night when she isn't there?
-Yes, of course!
-And your third arm?
-What?
-Since when it isn't it who makes the law in your life?
-Stop, what are you doing there?
-Are you sure to be loyal?
-Yes of course!
-Can i consult your mails?
-Yep!
-And your extern harddisk?
-Likewise!
-To search your Bluetooth?
Click on your mother card?
Dismantle your webcam?
To come back in your minitel?
If you're sure,
-Yes, yes?!
-So give me your phone, we lissen your answerphone and we'll see.
-But stop it, you are tired you have hate, give me my phone back, what are you doing?
-I will do it for you,
-Hey but stop, you cant watch over people like that!
- Give me your number mate
-Hang up, hang up!
-I am going to do it for you
-Odd jobs will hapen to you, i am going to take crick, the lacrimogene bomb, be careful !
(Answerphone of Fatal) :
Yes you are at the answerphone of Mika, please leave a message after the beep sound, because if you leave it before, hum it doesn't work.
compose your secret code and end with " touse " ( " par touse " mean orgy )
- Touze !
(Answerphone of Fatal) :
"You have 2600 new messages, remind to archive "
"Recived, yesterday at 10:51 pm : Yeah it's Profanation Fonky, what's up ?"
"Recived yesterday at 22h61 : Yeah baby, It's Vitto's mum, it's already one hour, I miss you. I miss you,I miss you !
You fucked me so hard ! Greatly tomorrow ! ,Big kisses where you know...
- So that's good? Are you ok, are you calmed down? Are you going to close your mouth?
Fatal be ready I have to talk to you
You are going to pass your life in dark
[ Yelling ] Because i will burst your eyes !