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 - Fionn Regan
 
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Fionn Regan - House Detective lyrics
You climbed up the drainpipe
 And I climbed up the ladder in your?
 We are back from the river where
 The midgets deliver their bites
 Jealousy's a pit
 And I see that you have it in spate
 Try and cut the power line to our kingdom
 With some corner shop razor blades
 If you ever, if you ever
 Come back this way
 Don't be clever, dull your senses
 Your senses and stay
 I know your sails are wide open
 And you wait for the gale
 I'd rather be in the inkwell
 Than lost in the mail
 I threaten you with an umbrella
 With a poison tip
 Then you produce a blowtorch
 To the hair above my lipFionn Regan - House Detective - http://motolyrics.com/fionn-regan/house-detective-lyrics.html
 The neighbours gather round, they say
 The boy's not looking great
 Well stick around fellas I can punch
 Above my weight
 If you ever, if you ever
 Come back this way
 Don't be clever, dull your senses
 Your senses and stay
 I know your sails are wide open
 And you wait for the gale
 I'd rather be in the inkwell
 Than lost in the mail
 Everybody's saying that you sister
 Is a big girl
 She stops me in my tracks
 She has a voice like a river?
 There's a rumour goin around that you've been
 Talking to the house detective












