Funkadelic

No Compute Lyrics

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  • Soul
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  • funk
  • p funk
  • psychedelic
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Funkadelic - No Compute lyrics

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream
In which I was restless [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy Jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said
"Are you asking to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in pork?
Or you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"
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Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack
When in doubt, vamp"

"Or at least ad-lib
And of course you know that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was getting interested
[Unverified]

So off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open
Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack"

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