No Title Lyrics German translation

At a party on last saturday (Things don't always make sense ... the translation in this case is right! Oh, but no ... there's another possibility ... the word being "Partie" - game - I guess that's it!)
I stand on the ground again
I search for an enemy (sounds a bit better)
with whom I still get a chace to win
the game is a typical "guest team game"
as always, we're facing losing the level status
Just as it is the same
With the women for years now Anyways, sometime she stood in front of me
I thought: now or never
I started to attack immediately
but could not get into the mood
the enemy's defence was too good
many times I ran to the back
and she made me stand on the position of offside
And I did not understand it at all I tried again and again for a position
to go into her/their penalty area (Everything's still about the girl )
chatted with nonsense to the free area
And with my certain drive to get on
at last, I made her/them tiredFussball - No Title - http://motolyrics.com/fussball/no-title-lyrics-german-translation.html
now, to break her/their defence line
and goal, win the point
was only a matter of time wohoo~ then as on the textbook [Meaning that it was just perfect, like it's always written in the textbooks]
came my killing free kick ball
I had practiced for hundreds times
and I scored it confidently
but later on I was told
That the shot didn't count
because, it is said
I fouled out
With too much alcohol in the blood today there it's not about doing great games anymore
and nobody asks about that for a long time
for football, the most important thing now is
To score, even working with a crowbar
amateurish teams act like champion league
Where did we loose the standards
the fun in these cumcumber games [Meaning something like: stupid, meaningless]
is lost for long... wohoo～