I Want Candy Dead Lyrics

*ring* *ring*
(Will somebody answer the f**king phone? Good lord)
*ring*

(Hello?)
Hey Justin, (my names not Justin) Hey, its Aaron.
(Thats great) No I-I cant come out tonight (What?!)
Im going to see this girl (But I thought we were gonna have an orgie)
No, no her name is Candy (I dont care what her name is) Real cute.
Gotta go see ya. (What? Oh hell no.)

I know a girl whos tough but sweet
(More like sour)
Shes so fine she cant be beat
(Ill f**king beat her)
Shes got everything that I desire
(Yeah well shes missing a few inches)
Sets the summer sun on fire
(Ill light her on fire)

[Chorus]

I want Candy
(Ew.)
I want Candy
( I didnt know you liked taco)
I want Candy
(Are you sure its not Randy?)
I want Candy
(Ill kill that bi*ch)

Go to see her when the sun goes down
(You always told me you were going to the bathroom)
Aint no finer girl in town
(Cause shes a slut)
Yo my girl what the doctor ordered
(I didnt know you could have a skank as perscription)
So sweet she makes my mouth water
(Cause my cock was in your mouth lastnight)

[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Yeah candy penis)
I want Candy
(Your gonna smell like fish)
I want Candy
(Bi*ch your not Willy Wonka)
I want candy
(Shes just a loose pu**ied ho*)

Hey! (What?)
Hey! (What?!)
Hey!(Why do you keep saying hey?)Geoffrey Paris - I Want Candy Dead - http://motolyrics.com/geoffrey-paris/i-want-candy-dead-lyrics.html
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(What is this hey?)
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(I will kill you shut up)

Candy on the beach theres nothing better
(Oh gag me with a spoon)
But I like Candy when it wraped in a sweater
(Well isnt that kinky)
Some day soon Ill make you mine
(Your a cockeye i dont want you)
Then ill have Candy all the time)
(Youll have the smell of fish all the time)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Chorus]

I want Candy
(Its not even Halloween)
I want Candy
(Shes not even a real girl)
I want Candy
(Great lets go to Wal-Mart and get some!)
I want Candy
(Oh God we get the point)

Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!
(gross)
Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!

Hey!
(Oh not again)
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey! All I want is you candy
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey!
(I will kill you. I will kill you{Hey!} with my eyeliner)
Hey! All I want is your Candy!
(Ill kill that bi*ch too)