Just Chillin' Lyrics

Relaxation is important my community welfare officer suggested I relax more because of the violent outbursts. I'm a lot better now you know so much serious

Serious man I loves to fcukin just sit there have a spliff and relax

most of all I likes watchin the fcukin Antiques Roadshow just in case they values any of them old cock mags I bought down fcukin town centre

I works hard all day selling the draw

Drinking the beer and being chased by the law

I gets in from town and I kicks back large

With a Radox bubble bath and a body massage

I wears a ball bearing all day in my shoe

So I got a bad boy limp when I hangs with my crew

You knows this much and this much is true

I watches Weakest Link on BBC2

I chills with the birds from the council estates

I goes down there joyriding with my mates

I picks one up with greasy hair scraped back

And starts to get it on to Roberta Flack

Take it easy in my council pad

Smokin the draw I don't get mad

I likes to watch darts on BBC 2

Takin it easy slurpin a brew

When I gets home from work I gotta relax

I get paid cash in hand and I don't pay no tax

I slips on the pavement without stepping on cracks

I combs my hair with some gel or some wax

I'm into leisure clothing got sandals and slacks

And I got a big spliff that's like a Tampax

When I'm chillin at home I drinks Pepsi max

But if you fcuk with me I'll cut you up with an Axe

Going on a day trip up to Big Pit

Some of my mates says the Gift shop is shit

But I'd really like to know how they survive

No draw fags and rizla or GLC vibe

I loves to chill up Pontypool

With the sixth form girls from the local School

I gotta scam going on where they pay me the money

They dress up and then they show me the cunny
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Gotta skinhead and I likes the minge

[ ] and a tidy fringe

I wears tracksuits that would make you cringe

When I goes out on a mad drinks binge

Couple of punters on a Tuesday night

Sniffing some poppers I think I might

Bit of speed and I'm high as a kite

Followed by spliffs and I'm out like a light

I puts on the news its got Osama Bin Laden

So I flicks the channel to see a show set in a garden

After seven minutes I puts on ITV

And sees three minutes of romantic comedy

Shot in a studio before an audience that's live

I think fcukin hell there's sex on Channel 5

A good erotic thriller that makes me undo my flies

In under 20 seconds my cock starts to rise

Just been er working hard cleaning out the furniture of a dead person's house

fcukin you've gotta relax man you've gotta take it way easy man

Goes home I sits in my lazy boy reading special instructional pamphlets

On fcukin relaxing I has a spliff

If your circle stays unbroken then you're a lucky man

Cos it never, never, never, has for me

In the palace of the virgin lies the chalice of the soul

And it's likely that you might find the answer there innit

Knows it for real fcukin 200 + 2

It's the GLC crew

fcukin can't stop the fcukin beatings

fcukin Mr Love Eggs

Fire of death

Ray Balaclava

fcukin Power of Ten

One Step Down

fcukin Billy Webb

The fcukin Walsh

Knows you're fcukin safe