Goldie Lookin' Chain

Shotgun Lyrics

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Goldie Lookin' Chain - Shotgun lyrics

My name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glc

Shotgun surgeon is my occupation

I'll come round your house to perform an operation

Not qualified as a docter but I don't give a fcuk

I'll do an abortion or a quick nip and tuck

I'll do it on the cheap, my basement is the clinic

The only problem is there's no anaesthetic

No panic, here's my bong take two hits

And while your fcuked up I'll enlarge your tits

Scissors, needle and a thread are the tools I use

The only other painkiller might leave a bruise

Nip, tuck and sew make her tight like a virgin

Come and see me I'm the shotgun surgeon

Oh yeah, that's right he's the shotgun sheriff

That's 2 Hats from the Goldie Lookin' Chain

Also known as 2000 AD

If you don't knows it, gets to knows it

That's right safe as fcuk for the year 2003

He's the shotgun sheriff man

I do this operation to improve penetration

I can make vadges so tight that you'll need lubrication

Doing stuff like Doctor Quinn, I'm safe like John Shaft

20 quid for liposuction, 50 quid for skin grafts

Soapy water and a tube is all I need

I'm the backstreet abortionist, I'm high up on weed

I'll make your sisters tits go from A cup to Double D

Make an appointment today at the shotgun surgery

I heard a story about him once, some of the things that he's done

He's fcuking known around Pil' as the shotgun surgeon

He's got a dodgy clinic somewhere down in a basement

And on Friday's he does half price hormone replacements

Sometimes he's fcuked in the head and sometimes he's clever

He turned a woman called Jane into a bloke called Trevor

Not many people go to him 'cos they think that he's bunk

'cos he stuck the dick on backwards and blew Trevor's balls up with spunk
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Birthday present face-lift for your mother down the clinic

You wanna make money go behind the screens and undress

I'll take your kidneys and sell them to the NHS

I diagnosed this murder for Dick Van Dyke

They call me shotgun and I'm wearing Nike

I do nosejobs but not vasectomy's

So make the appointment at the shotgun surgery

Yeah, you knows it clart

That's right he's the shotgun surgeon

Also knows as the anaesthetist

The surgery's open brah, business starts here

Big respect to Mr Loveggs, big respect to One Step Down

Big respect to Adam Hussein, this is P Xain, you fcuking knows it

250 quid was all I had to pay

To get a boob job for my missus's 17th birthday

He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell

And he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her cl*t as well

But when she came back it was a fcuking disgrace

He'd put the tits in the wrong place

She said the surgeon had been fcuked up on crack

And accidentally put the tits on her back

There was nothing I could do, I had no receipt

This is what happens down Pil's backstreets

She was upset and so was I for a while

But I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy style

I can improve your girlfriend's blowjob technique

Bring her down the surgery and I'll take out her teeth

I'll do electrolysis to remove your missus's moustache

And I'll lobotomise your mother if you pays me in cash

It's private healthcare, I operate for a fee

My name's 2 Hats, I'm from the GLC

Enlarge your girlfriend's butt or do your mum's hysterectomy

Make the appointment at the shotgun surgery

Yeah! Shotgun Sheriff, You Knows, Goldie Lookin' Chain

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