Mom Lyrics

on a tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room
and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damn job
so i told her hey hey fuck you mom
and I threw the phone at her head
but i missed and hit her in the snatch
so I slammed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your ass
and call the cops and tell them im abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while i snowboard in vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that your a

You're worthless
you're lazy
you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me $20
mommy your so worthless
you're lazy
you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me $20
no make it 50..bucksGuttermouth - Mom - http://motolyrics.com/guttermouth/mom-lyrics.html

now mom writes me letter
I write return to sender
let her rot there in her cell
I watched the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mom i had to pawn the china silver and all your jewlery
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

you're lazy
you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me $20 bucks

mommy you're so worthless
you're lazy
you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me $20 bucks
no make it $50
no make it $60 no make it 75
why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse
i hope your having fun rotting in jail
maybe i'll come visit you
nah
enjoy your stretch in jail