Surfs Up Asshole Lyrics

i don't give a shit where you are from

the valley some desert or kingdom come

you read it in some surf magazine

so you all wind up in hb

first things first where do i start

a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

you read it in some surf fagazine

so you all end up in hb

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men in tight suits

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sure look cute

the wax, the chicks

ive seen blue crush

gonna f**k that little bitch in the back of my bus

its nice to have someone think for me

thats why I now live in hb

a tattoo a goatee a wallet chain

every single asshole looks the same

a robot producing factory

and it all points down to hb

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every single bitch

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big big tits

what a drag there in the break

it smells familiar and its smeared on my face

what do i do

i had to think

is that the f**king shit that i took last week

i swam ashore

i could not breath

f**k i stepped on a needle and got hiv

while the lifeguard tanned

and shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach

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hey whats up bro (spoken in true to life surfbonics)

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the seas are polluted with medical waste

and on the fourth of july i got sprayed with mace

but i got a bro deal on a stick you see

thats the way it goes in hb

thats the way it goes asshole