Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics

Mention the Lord of the Rings
Just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you
"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan.
Is this a wok
that you've shoved down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily
like London Planetarium.

Chorus:

And all those people Who you romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
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So I'll wipe my snot

On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.

God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake!Then I guess you wouldn't let me
into heaven.
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts Promote oral sex
A Romany bint in a field
with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got Dickie Davis Eyes!

Chorus x 2