Dating Game Lyrics

Talk show host:

And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves

You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date.

Becky:

OK. Handsome bachelor number one.

On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z):

So that's a... that's a good question ma.

This is what I would do to impress you.

Well first of all, you know where I might take you?

I might take you over Dame's house.

Becky:

Oh, really?

Bachelor 1:

Cus my girl's at the crib. And... then what I would do is...

I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it.

And I don't mean frozen water... huh, ya know!

Becky:

That's so sweet.

Bachelor 1:

And uh... what else would I do to really...

I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course.

Becky:

I love Rodeo.

Bachelor 1:

Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores

And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha.

That's what I would do to... pretty impressive ain't it?

Becky:

OK, sounds like fun.

Same question, handsome bachelor number two.

Bachelor 2 (U-God from Wu-tang?):

Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date,

My idea for that is... to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler.

Becky:

A Wu mobile?

Bachelor 2:

You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit.

And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks.

Becky:

Ooh, I love parks!

Bachelor 2:

Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels.

Becky:

Mm, that's my favorite!

Bachelor 2:

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And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment,

I'll take you down to the Wu spa.

We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down.

Becky:

Sounds good.

Bachelor 2:

And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner.

Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day.

Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or...

Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account.

Becky:

Wow! That maybe difficult to top!

What would you do handsome bachelor number three?

Bachelor 3 (Tim Meadows as The Ladies Man):

Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please?

Becky:

Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question?

OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?

Bachelor 3:

That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming.

Becky:

Thank you!

Bachelor 3:

Well, on the first date with me is... is very exciting.

I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go.

If the plans was up to me, I would take you... to uh... to NASA.

Becky:

Lovely!

Bachelor 3:

What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator

And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket.

Becky:

Sweet

Bachelor 3:

And I would have us all kinds of... alcohol beverages.

I would whip out... that's right... I would whip out a diamond necklace.

Put it around you sweet, skinny neck.

And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before.

Becky:

Wow

Bachelor 3:

And then I would slowly caress your breasts

Work my way down to your... sweet lovin thighs, and then...

Talk show host:

OK, time's up.

We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break