This Ain't Dallas Lyrics

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen

We're just a man and a woman holding things together

I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five

I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive

My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen

'Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen

We're just a man and a woman holding things together

Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream

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Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see

My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"

I said, "Now honey, don't you know all of that is on TV"

And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen

Nah, we're just man and woman holding things together

No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen

Nah, just man and woman holding this thing together

And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together

Honey turn off the TV