| 1 | Carbon Heart Radio Or $80 Haircut lyrics |
| 2 | Fuck, I Hope You're Not Pregnant Or Hey, So You Think A Vasectomy Is Covered By My Health Insurance? lyrics |
| 3 | Hell Awaits Hostage Life Or The Virgin Mary's Immaculate DP lyrics |
| 4 | Hostage Life's Legally Distinct Cola Commercial Or You're Stupid And You're Gross But If You Drink T lyrics |
| 5 | Hostage Life Are Fucking Alive And Well Or Paul Miller's Armada Featuring Eric Gaudet lyrics |
| 6 | How To Die With A Smile I) Determine Whether Or Not You Wish To Depart Ii) Set Date Iii) Find An Exi lyrics |
| 7 | Of Shotguns And Pleasure Wands Or A Sincere Tip Of The Hat To That Cocksucker Lenny Bruce lyrics |
| 8 | Sons Of Hostage Life Or This Name Tag Reads "Fuck You" lyrics |
| 9 | The Last Superman Or Fall Of The Ubermensch lyrics |
| 10 | The Quietest Mutiny Or Dear Leader lyrics |
| 11 | This Song Was Written By Committee Or We Simply Feed These Figures Into The Melodiotron And, Voila, lyrics |
| 12 | We Will Make You Crawl Or Just Pretend That Your Lips Are Stitched, And Let Us Do The Thinking lyrics |
| 13 | When I Get Cancer Or Fuck It, Just Cut Out All The Parts Of Me That Have Stopped Working lyrics |
| 14 | Goodbye For The Last lyrics |
| 15 | A Song For Lady lyrics |
| 16 | Angel In Your Arms lyrics |
| 17 | Securing My Seat Or "Is That Blood On Your Collar?" "No, It lyrics |
| 18 | Candy lyrics |
| 19 | Forget Me Not lyrics |
| 20 | I Yah lyrics |
| 21 | Outside Castle lyrics |
| 22 | Pray For You lyrics |
| 23 | The Way That You Like Me lyrics |
