My Cousin's New Keyboard Lyrics

Girl: Hello?
Guy: Hey :) hello? I waz watchin star trek ya dig, n they had this fine ass monster on there n my dick got hard n I thought about u.
Girl: Hello? Who the fuck is this?
Guy: ima give u a hint, since 3rd grade up to 7th grade up to 10th grade my dick got hard.
Girl: yo dick got hard...wat the hell is that fuckin noise in the background?
Guy: that's my cousin, snot.
Girl: what the hell is he playin, is that some kinda trumpet or some shit?
Guy: na his daddy, big snot, got him a keyboard.
Girl: ok cuz that shit sound nasty as hell, tell him to stop.
Guy: he just finished watchin drumline, don worry bout that.
Girl: where the hell are u supposed ta be knowin me from n shit, how u get this number?Hot Boy$ - My Cousin's New Keyboard - http://motolyrics.com/hot-boys/my-cousins-new-keyboard-lyrics.html
Guy: I kno u from ur cousins, I mean yo friend, I think that's ur friend n there was 2 chicks that got married.
Girl: u talkin about tanya n kim?
Guy: yea, I was on hot ass kim's side..the dike chicks.
Girl: and u supposedly got my number.
Guy: yea I got ur number, but guess wat?
Girl: what?
Guy: u kno when kim kissed tanya?
Girl: yea.
Guy: my dick got hard.
Girl: ugh...u know what? I kno who exactly this is..this old nasty ass mannie fresh. Mutha fucka don call here wit that bullshit no more, that nasty shit.