Please Don't Hate Me Lyrics

I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em

what up dawg, what you been up to

Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out

me and you, we been down for a while right

we been here and there, we been pretty tight

somethin happened last night that you might get upset about

but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick

I gave your momma this dick

I dunno how it happened

I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin

I was over there mowin' the grass

and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass

and then I went inside to make a phone call

and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra

one thing just led to another

next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother

Please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

I never said I loved the hoe

please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

you never should have trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more

your momma gives head like a heroin whore

I wasnt thinking about you as my bud

when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud

we broke out with your grandpa's gin

and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin

she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts

your mommas one of my favorite sluts

she likes lickin from the back of my balls

to the tip of my dick with one big lick

she calls me her big teddy bear

I chase her around in my underwear

I admit I like spanking her but

I used your sock though to catch my nut

don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better

that's probably why your toes been stickin together
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Please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

I never said I loved the hoe

please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

you never should have trusted a juggalo

maybe they call you a termihater

if this was a swamp youd be a allihater

you could use a cold glass of haterade

sure come up, bring the allihater

your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo

its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though

and I aint trying to diss her either

I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some

every hair is like a foot long

bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes

its allright with me though

I don't mind as long as I can find the b-hole

and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin

here I am stuffin her muffin

not to mention the pickle buffin

and I hope me and you are still cool

I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow

and we plan on fuckin again, allright, ill talk to you again

Peace EMINEM

(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)

Please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

I never said I loved the hoe

please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

you never should have trusted a juggalo Please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

I never said I loved the hoe

please don't hate me

but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me

you never should have trusted a juggalo

Icp Please Don't Hate Me