I Want My Shit Lyrics

[1st Verse-Violent J]

Taurus, born in 1775

I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive

I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid

You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did

My daddies were a two headed freak show

Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella

Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board

and I was born the next day...Violent J

When I was 14, I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there on the steel rack

I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up

I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy

Child of the witch heffer...whatever

Tied me up, burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts

After that they started bowing and shit

Praying at me, you know how them primitives get

I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,

I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor

Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...

[Shaggy2Dope]

I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO

A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT

And a little sip of Faygo, too

'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

[2nd Verse - Violent J]

So anyway...

50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucks

I ain't even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in search of my ends

I wrestled alligators, battled terminators

Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me

I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army

I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10

[Shaggy2Dope]

Man, they didn't even have that shit back then

[Violent J]

How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?

[Shaggy2Dope]

Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn!

[Violent J]

I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern

Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls

The war ended, I traveled the country horseback

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He put his gat to my head and blew my face up

(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up

I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck

Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted

87 long years in the state pen

Until they finally forgot why they put me in

They had to let me go you know they had nothing

On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"

I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,

'TILL I GET MY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"

[Shaggy2Dope]

I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO

A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT

And just a little sip or two...

'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

[3rd Verse - Violent J]

I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys

Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys

More years passed, and I still ain't died

Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side

My homie has an Impala, blue '67

Last night we hit the road pushing 111

I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most

And let my nugget ping off a light post

Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz

Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz

The world hates me 'cuz of shit like this

They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS

I know it's odd that my face is forever painted

When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted

My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it

Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it

And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles

I look like something from 'The X-Files'

People wanna see me die more than a little bit

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT!

AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!

[Shaggy2Dope]

I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO

A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT

I said Faygo. FUCK Mountain Dew.

'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

DIIIIEEE!

DIIIIEEE!

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