The Terror Of Tinytown Lyrics

Lost the vote, but god elected me

I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me

I'm the baddest hombre around

Minded by my Uncle Dick

So dumb I thought I was President

Meet the Terror of Tiny Town

I decide

I divine

Who's evil and who dies

Hobby horse

Across the White House lawn

The Great Cowboy Cornholio

Texas oil's favourite clown

Never far from his feed bag

Of pretzels frosted with cocaine

The Terror of Tiny Town

Sit him down

Spin him round

Got wars to plan

And people to kill

So decide

Bring 'em on

It'll be shock and awesome

On my ranch, under the stars

God tells me it's the end times
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Mission accomplished

I do what I want

Rummy, make it so

Condi, give me a blow

Wee Wee's big adventure

Starts now

Seize the oil in the Middle East

Kill their ass with fake democracy

Show 'em who's the boss of this town

Magically they will learn to love

Baywatch, burgers and Israel

And the Terror of Tiny Town

9-11 was no conspiracy

More like Spinal Tap to me

Our empires goin' down

Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out

What will all the kids be like?

When we're all the Terror of Tiny Town

So what now?

He ain't gone

'Till they're all brought to justice for war crimes

So act fast

Or this lasts

Kuz before you know it,

Guess who'll be back