Jonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad motherfucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can't hurt us anymore
And he'll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
He weren't the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis The mafia said Shoeless Joe
You should really run this show
You should be the guy who owns baseball
And all you really gotta do
Is help us make a buck or two
We'll bet on the other team
You'll lose the game but make it seem
Like nothing could be further from the truth Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls
And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye
And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten
There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the standsJonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis - http://motolyrics.com/jonathan-coulton/kenesaw-mountain-landis-lyrics-spanish-translation.html
Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands
And as if you hadn't guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis Kenesaw said drop that glove
Or I swear by God above
I'll make you regret playing baseball
And Shoeless Joe looked up and saw
The silver rifle's gaping maw
And though no one had noticed yet
His underwear was getting wet
He peed himself in front of everyone Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn't quite admit it
So he raised his middle finger up above the other four
And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet
And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun
And everybody in the stands knew that he had won
And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star
And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's
But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
Jonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis (Spanish translation)
Kenesaw Mountain Landis, el no fue ser chingado
De setenta pies de altura con cientos de mujeres
Su mayor cumplimento fue salvando nuestro béisbol
Él descubrió que dos más dos son cuatro de verdad
Y la maldición de Shoeless Joe ha terminado
Y siempre recordaremos Kenesaw Mountain Landis
El hombre llamado Shoeless Joe jugó para los Black Sox
Siempre llevaba sus black sox, pero nunca sus zapatos
No fue un buen hombre, y tenía muchos problemas
Golpeó su esposa en tequila sin ningún piedad
Y él fue un caníbal y fue muy grosero
Y su mayor enemigo fue Kenesaw Mountain Landis
La mafia dijo, "Shoeless Joe,
Dede ser el jefe, sí
El que posee el juego de béisbol
Sólo hága un trabajo
Gana dinero con nosotros
Pondremos nuestras apuestas
Que cuando pierde el juego
Nuestras arcas tendrá mucho oro
Shoeless Joe los escuchó
Dejó muchas pelotas
Y atacó a los ojos del lanzador sin piedad
Y cuando toda esperanza parecía perdidaJonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis - http://motolyrics.com/jonathan-coulton/kenesaw-mountain-landis-lyrics-spanish-translation.html
Un dirigible se elevó sobre las gradas
Con una pistola en sus manos gruesas
Y lo reconocimos como Kenesaw Mountain Landis
"¡Deja eso guante, o
En nombre de Dios Padre
Yo te ahuyentaré de béisbol!"
Shoeless Joe reconoció
La voz y esa pistola
Y aunque nadie vio
Lo que estaba pasando
Él se meó en la vista de todos
Shoeless Joe no admitó que él fue derrotado
Y él hizo un saludo a un brazo de honor
Kenesaw apuntó y disparó una bala
Y él le disparó en el brazo con su pistola
Y todo fue testigo de su victoria
Y siempre recordaremos Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Shoeless Joe fue más tarde un famoso cantante
Quién hizo la pregunta, "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
Lanzó un par de discos, más tarde reapareciendo
Pero él nunca ganó un Grammy por sus canciones
Y siempre estaba amargado por su música
Que se vio ensombrecida por Elvis Costello
Sí, se vio ensombrecida por Elvis Costello