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Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive lyrics
This was a triumph. 
 I'm making a note here: 
 HUGE SUCCESS. 
 It's hard to overstate 
 My satisfaction. 
 Aperture Science 
 We do what we must 
 Because we can. 
 For the good of all of us. 
 Except the ones who are dead. 
 But there's no sense crying 
 Over every mistake. 
 You just keep on trying 
 Till you run out of cake. 
 And the Science gets done. 
 And you make a neat gun. 
 For the people who are 
 Still alive. 
 I'm not even angry. 
 I'm being so sincere right now. 
 Even though you broke my heart. 
 And killed me. 
 And tore me to pieces. 
 And threw every piece into a fire. 
 As they burned it hurt because 
 I was so happy for you! 
 Now these points of data 
 Make a beautiful line. 
 And we're out of beta. Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive - http://motolyrics.com/jonathan-coulton/still-alive-lyrics.html
 We're releasing on time. 
 So I'm GLaD. I got burned. 
 Think of all the things we learned 
 For the people who are 
 Still alive. 
 Go ahead and leave me. 
 I think I prefer to stay inside. 
 Maybe you'll find someone else 
 To help you. 
 Maybe Black Mesa... 
 THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. 
 Anyway this cake is great 
 It's so delicious and moist 
 Look at me still talking when there's science to do 
 When I look out there 
 It makes me glad I'm not you 
 I've experiments to be run 
 There is research to be done 
 On the people who are 
 Still alive. 
 And believe me I am still alive 
 I'm doing science and I'm still alive 
 I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive 
 And while you're dying I'll be still alive 
 And when you're dead I will be still alive 
 Still alive 
 Still alive















