Miss Antarctica Lyrics

I'm the best of the best, but my social life's a wreck

I've got a Ph.D in Cosmetology and I'm about to crack from the stress

I see fifty beauty queens on the screen and I'm really quite perplexed

'Cause I've been throwing up 24-7 and I still don't look like that

Fuck

It makes you really put it in perspective

About these things that we all hold dear

Still, I can't wait to see who wins this year

Take a look to your left, to your right

And you'll see the scars of a broken childhood

They're not gonna' make it on their own

The simple things like these are not as they were meant to be and

They leave us standing here just stupid and obscure

I said I wanna be, I wanna be Miss Antarctica

Give me a crown and have me fucking prance around

I like cruising the mall and long walks on the beach
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But I'll change if you want - I could want world peace

I wanna be Miss America, sorry, 'Antarctica'

I guess it's really hard to stop bad habits

All the boozing and the one night stands

Nothing changes with a title in your hands

'Cause I'm sure the rest accomplished something

Saved the fucking world from a nuclear scare

But you're too strung out about your hair

I guess that days like these were long time coming, yes siree, well

They leave us standing here just stupid and obscure

I said I wanna be, I wanna be Miss Antarctica

Give me a crown and have me fucking prance around

I like cruising the mall and long walks on the beach

But I'll change if you want - I could want world peace

I wanna be Miss America, sorry, 'Antarctica'

(Repeats after dialogue)