Perverts On The Internet Lyrics

I met this girl on Myspace

She was 16 and a half

She said that I was well buff

And that I made her laugh

So I sent her a picture

Of me wanking in the bath

I think I misjudged the situation

She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation

Please don't grass me up to 'tom!

There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet

I am one but don't tell my Mum

'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

LITTLE MISS KUNT:

There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet

He is one but don't tell his Mum

'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

Then there was this lady

I met on Yahoo! chat

We were getting on like a house on fire

Then everything went flat

When I asked to see a picture

Of her fingering her twat

I think I misjudged the situation

She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation

And now my user account is blocked
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There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet

I am one but don't tell my Mum

'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

LITTLE MISS KUNT:

There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet

He is one but don't tell his Mum

'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

I found this girl on Facebook

With whom I used to go to school

I left a little message for her

Up there on her wall

Of how I often think of her

Whilst playing with my tool

I think I misjudged the situation

She told her husband about my masturbation

And now he wants to kick me in the pods

There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get their front bums wet

I am one but don't tell my Mum

'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

LITTLE MISS KUNT:

There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get our front bums wet

He is one but don't tell his Mum

'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done