Breathe Deep Lyrics

The clerk smiled as she saw

The same nut pick up

A personal size grocery basket

And head down aisle two

She smiled because periodically

This guy would return

With his basket full of glade

Lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer

It's a deodorizer that works

On the same principle as a bug bomb

Simply push down on a button

And it fills the room with a scented fog

The man would buy only about

Five or six cans at a time

He'd been coming in for about five weeks now

Sometimes he would come in twice a week

He seemed like a normal guy

He was kind of balding in his mid thirties

Wearing a black leather jacket

And he was always so damn dusty

Something soft about his features

[Incomprehensible] makeup but it was really just dust

He paid with a twenty and said thank you and left

The man returned home

He took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack

He placed one on the rug, one on the end table

One on the window sill, one under the TVLambchop - Breathe Deep - http://motolyrics.com/lambchop/breathe-deep-lyrics.html

One by the air conditioner

This might seem unusual

Except for the fact that his entire apartment

Was just filled with them

Every room on every surface

He figured he had about sixty of them in all

Each one's nozzle's poised at the ready

He sighed and opened a beer

He started to push down the lock

And hold buttons on the canisters

Slowly filling the room

Working his way from the dining room into the den

Each room filling with a multi-scented fog

Desert bloom, evergreen

Misty rose, fresh lemon

Regular and unscented

Potpourri, wild oak, petunia

Ocean mist, musk, hazel wood

Irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest

Country kitchen, natural prevention

Orange blossom, Indian summer

And holiday candle

Calmly he sat on the couch

Spilt his beer and closed his eyes

Calmly he sat on the couch

Spilt his beer and closed his eyes