- Votes:
- Composer:
- Wagner
 
- Tags:
- alt country
- earworms
- great
- indie rock
- smoking
 
- See also:
Lambchop - Garf lyrics
Well i could be a boy 
 Without hair in the country 
 Relaxed and wild 
 Running down by the creek 
 Catching those crayfish 
 And being kinda frightened 
 But mostly just in awe 
 Of them mighty crab claws 
 (now i'm glad i do) 
 I've wasted 
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
 All my free time 
 (our lives are better left to chance) 
 And i've worried 
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 
 Just as most kids are of my age 
 I could be home 
 With a beer and a movie 
 Straighten my back 
 And raping my lungs 
 While completely maintaining 
 My absoloute innocence 
 My absolute innocence at all times 
 And i looked at jewelry 
 (now i'm glad i do) 
 For your little finger 
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
 It's so skinny 
 (our lives are better left to chance) 
 I can hardly believe you Lambchop - Garf - http://motolyrics.com/lambchop/garf-lyrics.html
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 
 I could be standing 
 For what seems like hours 
 Shifting my weight 
 From one foot to another 
 While watching live music 
 With the earplugs on 
 Our nice conversation 
 Is becoming quite loud 
 And i'm weary 
 (now i'm glad...) 
 Of your ugly pop culture 
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
 You're so pretty 
 (our lives are better left to chance) 
 Standing beside the desk 
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 
 And i could be sitting 
 By the telephone tomorrow 
 To receive a call 
 By the overweight garth brooks 
 Who would then try to offer me 
 Like a hundred thousand dollars 
 Just for me to go the fuck away 
 And he's waiting 
 For my kind of reply 
 I am serious 
 I couldn't leave you if i tried













