The Very Sad Ballad of Brutus from No. 72 Lyrics

I sat down in the garden
And a cat who spoke
He said, "Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade"
I said, "Mr Pussy you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers
And there's a rather large patch of baldness round your leg"
He said, "Shut up! You can talk!
Look at the left side of your head!
You look like you've been in a bad experiment"
I said, "I'm not gonna sit here and be bullied by a cat
Especially a little ginger one like that"
He said, "Shut up you,Larrikin Love - The Very Sad Ballad of Brutus from No. 72 - http://motolyrics.com/larrikin-love/the-very-sad-ballad-of-brutus-from-no-72-lyrics.html
I'm strawberry blonde!
Out in the alley I'm like the Fonz.
All the other cats they worship me
Waving their paws in a fucking frenzie"
"Oh! I see,
There's not much I can say to that!
Except
In action
Let my bulldogs out the trap!"

*Barking and Meowing*