Lou Monte - La mogliera
Se te la piglia senza niente, fa la figura delu paziente
 Se te la piglia ricc' assai, che domanda..non lo sai
 Se te la piglia troppa brutta, tutta rimane la bocc'asciutt
 Se te la piglia troppa bella, ma ci vola sentinella
 (if you catch a real beauty, she'll want to fly like a bird)??? Se te la piglia troppa grassa, tutta la casa po disconguassaLou Monte - La mogliera - http://motolyrics.com/lou-monte/la-mogliera-lyrics-english-translation.html
 Se te la piglia troppa secca, po abbraccia con a stecca
 Se te la piglia picerella, dopo da gira la cerevella
 Se te la piglia cittadino, piano piano te rovina
 (if you catch a native, slowly slowly she'll ruin you)
Lou Monte - The Wife (English translation)
If you catch a poor one, you'll be like a peasant
 if you catch a rich one, she'll ask, but you don't know
 if you catch an ugly one, you'll be left with a dry mouth
if you catch an obese one, she squash the houseLou Monte - La mogliera - http://motolyrics.com/lou-monte/la-mogliera-lyrics-english-translation.html
 if you catch a skinny one, you'll be hugging a stick
 if you marry a tiny one, she'll make you dizzy
