International Porn Star Nuts Day Lyrics

Livermore, California 1997
"Who has got the guts to shave their nuts?"
No one volunteered
So we all agreed, November 15th,
We all show up with shearn nuts
Who's got the most fur?
Pesta OR Colonel Matthew Von Burink

Whoa whoa whoa, attenuate your Easter eggs!

Commemorate, celebrate
November 15th
Porn Star Nuts Day

Whoa whoa whoa, we're going international!

Soooo...
We shaved our nuts
We naire'd our nards
We tickled our taints
We sheared our scrots

I'm Alex, I misinterpreted
Shaving my 'nuts' as shaving 'everything'Love Songs - International Porn Star Nuts Day - http://motolyrics.com/love-songs/international-porn-star-nuts-day-lyrics.html
That's between my knees and my neck
I shaved my sac, I shaved my pits
I tried to shave my ass-crack!

Whoa whoa whoa, you bet that shit would itch!

But I celebrated and commemorated
November 15th.
Porn Star Nuts Day.

Whoa whoa whoa, we're going international!

Soooo...
why don't you shave your nuts
Naire'd your nards
Tickle your taints
And shear your scrots?

Shave your nuts
Naire your nards
Tickle your taints
And shear your scrots

Hahaha!