Bitterness Barbie Lyrics

Why must I stand on my toes?

Perfect smile and skin tight clothes

Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with

A stamp on my ass

Little girls worship me,

And that'll never come to pass

But at last....

I'm turning over a new loaf

I'm eating dry toast

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet,

I have cellulite

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging

What if I had a mastectomy?

Would they buy a one titted barbie?

With wiskers, clogged up pores

You know they'd take me out of the stores

Kids don't like me, moms are mad,

I'm going off the market cause I look so sad.

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging

Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging
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Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging

Female pattern baldness befell

Barbie wigs so no one can tell

A barbie with age spots, well I never

vericose veins would sure be clever

"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today

Shave my toes and back today

Imagine if my eyes were crossed

Or if my hair was grey and course

With a sneer on my face

And a stain in my panties

A hairy crotch, an extra nipple!

I'm turning over a new loaf

I'm eating dry toast

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet

I have cellulite

Crying tears of Crisco grease

Was I a beauty?

Am I a beast?

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging

Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging

Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging