Mum's The Word Lyrics

when you have too much to drink

and you piss off your friends

you cant talk,

and you cant walk,

and you dont know you're name,
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you find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,

the booze just kills your conscience

and your dick is in your hand

and you dont know who the fuck is in your bed

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