Magtens Korridorer - Lorteparforhold
Det skete her for en måned siden
At mit parforhold, det gik lidt dårligt for tiden
Og pludselig en dag, var det hele slut
Som at skide når man tror man skal slå en prut
Jeg ved egentlig ikke hvad problemet var
Jeg tror bar' hun syn's jeg var en kæmpe nar
Det er også det her biologiske ur
Nu er jeg alene mand og jeg er pisse sur
Så står vi her og smiler på hinanden
Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred
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Folk de ringer af og til fra tid til anden
Med latter I det fjerne, kom nu ud for fanden
Kom ind og få en bajer, tag din kone med
Men hun går rundt og er gravid oppe I Nordsjælland et sted
Det går over med tiden, den læger alle sår
Kan du ikke få din elskede, må du elske den du får
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Du er fra Magtens Korridorer, du kan da score som du vil
Så står vi her og smiler på hinanden
Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred
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Og jeg tager mig I at sige at vi voksede fra hinanden
At jeg under hende det bedste med ham den anden
At jeg har det ganske godt på trods af hun er gået
Vi er stadig de bedste venner og alt sådan noget
Men sandheden skal frem, ja det siger man jo
Og sandheden er at jeg synes hun er en so
Og jeg håber ærlig talt det går hende af lort
Og hendes røv eksploderer I en ladeport
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Magtens Korridorer - Shit relationship (English translation)
It happened here a month ago,
that my relationship was doing bad at the time,
and suddenly one day it was all over,
like shitting when you thought you should fart.
Actually I don't know what the problem was,
I just think she thought I was a giant jerk.
It is this biological clock,
and now I'm alone, man, and I'm pissed.
Then we stand here and smile at each other,
and I don't understand nothing and shit,
'cause it was you who walked out.
Shit relationship,
shit relationship,
leached wood blinds, oh-oh,
shit relationship.
People call sometimes, from time to time,
with laughter in the background, "come on out, goddamnit,
come and get a beer, bring your wife along."
"She's walking about being pregnant somewhere in northern Zealand."
It will pass with time, it cures all wounds.
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There will always be another girl and another tram car.
You, from Magtens Korridorer, man, you can score like you wish.
Then we stand here and smile at each other,
and I don't understand nothing and shit,
'cause it was you who walked out.
Shit relationship,
shit relationship,
leached wood blinds, oh-oh,
shit relationship.
I'm tired of saying we grew apart,
that I wish her the best with that other guy.
I'm pretty good in spite of the fact that she's gone,
we are still best friends and all such stuff.
But the truth must come out, one normally says,
and the truth is that I think she is a whore,
and quite frankly, I hope that she will do like shit,
her ass exploding in a barn door.
Shit relationship,
shit relationship,
leached wood blinds, oh-oh,
shit relationship.