Katie Price is desperate for sex, but can't find a suitable man.
The British glamour model is currently enjoying a wild holiday in Ibiza after splitting from her husband Peter Andre last month.
Since she got to the Balearic island – accompanied by eight friends and a TV crew who are filming her for a new reality series – Katie has been out drinking and reportedly kissed two men, though she has complained she misses sex.
She reportedly told friends: "I'm randy. I need a s**g, it's driving me mad."
Katie - also known as Jordan – also posed topless for a new calendar aboard a boat.
The 31-year-old brunette has poked fun at the amount of attention her holiday and separation from Peter, 36, has attracted.
On her Facebook page, Katie claimed she was going to chop off all her locks just like Britney Spears did when she famously shaved her head at her lowest ebb during her 2007 breakdown.
She wrote: "Katie is going to shave her head"
Although she is hungry for some bedroom fun, her friends claim she is secretly worried she won't be able to find another man like Peter and is paranoid guys who flirt with her aren't genuine.
One pal told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Katie knows she was very lucky to have Peter who was so good to her. She can be very demanding and hard to live with.
"But Katie is getting older now and a lot of the best men have already found wives or girlfriends. She is paranoid that anyone who is interested in her is after her money or her fame."
Katie's estranged husband Peter is currently holidaying with the three children the couple raise - Harvey, seven, Junior, four, and 23-month-old Princess Tiaamii – in Cyprus.