Russell Brand offers to 'pee' on Eva Longoria

Russell Brand has offered to "pee" on Eva Longoria.

The British comic flirted outrageously with the 'Desperate Housewives' actress on a US chat show this week, even promising to spice up her sex life if she gets bored of her husband Tony Parker.

He jokingly told Eva: "If ever there comes a time when you want a bit of pee in your marriage, I'll give you my number."

As Eva fed Russell M+Ms which she had plucked from her cleavage, he cheekily
said: "This one's melted a little bit from your cleavage. Could I have the bit that's still in there?"

During their appearance on the 'Tonight Show with Jay Leno', Eva laughed at Russell's outlandish jokes and played with her hair as she stared at him suggestively. When Eva was questioned about her recent weight gain sparking pregnancy rumours, Russell said: "You look alright to me love."

The 33-year-old 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' actor also shocked the audience by saying he wanted to fondle Queen Elizabeth's breasts when he met her at the Royal Variety performance.